More Bama Rumors

Since these guys have allegedly shot down the Tide, who's next?

Jimmy Johnson, Frank Beamer, Rich Rodriguez, and Bobby Petrino are rumored somewhere in cyberspace to be locked in to the Bama head job, all by "reliable" bullshit sources. Who the hell knows what rumor is going to come out next? There are so many rumors in Tuscaloosa that the only truth is that no one knows who the hell is going to take that job. I’m betting that the Red Elephants don't get any of these guys. None. Can't you just see some of the conversations with Mal Moore, AD at Bama?

Big Name Head Coach: I'll take the job.
Mal Moore: Really? That's great. When do you want to finalize everything?
Big Name Head Coach: Hell no! I'm just fucking with you.

If any of this sounds vaguely familiar, it's because this is the situation Bama was in after the Mike Price internet glory story scandal.