I am the Man? Two More Coaches get the Axe

Chuck Amato is out at NC State. Well, this is just shocking news. Nothing says “job security” like losses to the Akron Fighting Helen Kellers Zips, North Carolina, and Least Carolina. Yep, you read those right. Just let that sink in. Akron. North Carolina. East Carolina. I hate that Chucky the Chest is leaving. I really do. You just can’t listen to this guy talk without laughing. Writers all over the state of North Carolina have to just be cursing their luck on this one. And too bad we won’t get any more of these:

Dirk Koetter of Always Something University (or Arizona State) had a harsher sending off. After leading the Sin Sun Devils to three consecutive bowls, Dirk was given his marching orders yesterday. Hey, at least he didn’t try his hand in the “adult” entertainment business. At least, he hasn’t yet. For those of you who have not heard about Courtney Cox, former (and I don’t think I can stress former enough) cheerleader at ASU, this young lady decided to take up “acting” in the adult entertainment field. Going by her new name of Courtney Simpson, the former cheer girl wore her ASU uniform in an XXX adult movie that had to have the administration of ASU just beaming with pride. The craziest part of the whole story has got to be why she thought that changing her last name from Cox to Simpson would help in her new profession. I only hope it was to avoid professional confusion with the “other” actress.